PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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