just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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