Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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