I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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