Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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