Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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