You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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