At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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