what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It's blow job season.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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