Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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