You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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