Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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