I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
