oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize