That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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