Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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