They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
