Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize