just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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