Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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