Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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