Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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