R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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