ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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