While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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