Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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