if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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