and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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