The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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