Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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