Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My breasts were aching with rage.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
These tits shall not be calmed
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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