hotel room ftw
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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