There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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