Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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