ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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