its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think my vagina is haunted
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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