she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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