Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize