Define "chronic" masturbator.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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