And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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