I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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