I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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