I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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