let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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