i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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