so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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