her vagine was all disorganized.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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