It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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