Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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