I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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