Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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