My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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