Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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