Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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