I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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