I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
